STAB! 060 - Zippers Are Better Than Buttons

If I hit my thumb with a hammer, I kill that hammer. It had it comin’. Not all doors swing the same direction. That’s a mean trick doors play. STAB! is a good show about not good things writ by terrible people. Don’t believe me? You will.

STAB! host John Ross asks guests Joe-Joe Louis, Jaclyn Weiand and Jesse Jones how they feel about stuff like the Monroe Doctrine, Def Leppard’s Rick Savage, Vietnam, Erik Everhard, Gillette, Desi Arnaz, the top 15 Google searches of AIDS, nine Kylie Jenner golden wheelchair Haiku, reimaginings of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, The Peanuts Movie, & Creed, and erotic poems about pork ‘n beans, beer, and the Old West.

The color orange is hidin’ somethin’. I don’t know what, yet, but I’ll figure it out. Velcro is scratchy and smooth. It just is.