STAB! 049 - Five Beards

Was it happenstance that these five beards happened to happen upon the same stage on the same night. No, it was by design, and the inherent laziness of man. Five men. Five beards.

Beard 1, John Ross leads the remaining beards: Johnny Taylor, Luke Soin, Ben Rice and Jesse Jones in bearded discussions of WAY too much rape, Johnny Taylor’s small ears, Keith Green, International Day of the Nacho, Alex Duchess of Brittany, a WWII kamikaze attack on Australia, Egyptian Naval Day, French Women voting, Kim Kardashian, the Battle of Ball’s Bluff, a quartet of MDMAs, twelve Ebola Semen haiku, erotic poems about Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson, self defense, bikes and an erotic letter to the editor of the Bible, and invitations to start-up businesses like God’s Backyard Magazine, Oliver Olsen’s Over the Hill Party Outlet, Uncle “Ben”s Instant “Rice” and the Breast Removal Accident Specialists.

The beards shall lead you to darkness, the darkness that only the bearded understand. They will show it to you and in it you will find yourself, and probably some crumbs, because, that’s what beards do. They catch crumbs...