STAB! 033 - Scaring Everybody With Laughter
They say laughter's the best medicine. But what if you're deathly allergic to laughter? What then Jack?! Well then you should probably step away from the STAB! and wash your lunatic hands, 'cause STAB!'s chock full or ha-ha poison, SUCKA!
Dr. John Ross DDS assists nurses Bill Wallis, Jacklyn Weiand and Jesse Jones in administering 20cc's of Sir Frances Drake's real letter to his son, real person Harry Patch, pure uncut Guatemalan dads, the confusion of direct same day reincarnation, LMNOPs, lower teen alcohol rate haiku, a trio of angry poems about things that sort of rhyme with the guests names, and invitations to the Vatican Cathouse: brought to you by Red Bull Classic, Jaclyn's low cost adoptions and Gary Davidson's Tire Care Center and Discount Dojoarium.
Side effects of STAB! may include but not be limited to chortle cramps, guffaw fractures, titter leakage and enlarged ha-state! I'm sorry, you're right, that last one was the best thing that's ever been written in the history of language. You're welcome.