STAB! 024 - Spaghetti For Two
Hey, glad you made it. Did you have any trouble finding the place? Good, good. Here, let me take your coat. I hear this place has really good comedy writing and the best wit in town. Here, let me get the door for you.
How about we start off our STAB! with a little bit of host John Ross, but not too much, a little goes a long way. Then we’ll have some Jaclyn Weiand & Jesse Jones exploring such topics as guys named Harden Cox, mac ‘n cheese rewards, candy themed sexual harassment, right wing porn, Congressional baby eating competitions, Jaden Smith’s new vehicle, board game conspiracies, the sadness of La-Z-Boy Botswana, all of Chernobyl's hottest fashions, and penis size study haiku.
Well, I guess this is you then. Can I come up for a night ca-- No? That’s fine, I’m really tired too... Well I had a wonderful time. Will we see each other again? You know what, I’ll text you later, we’ll talk then. Good night then. Good night… Blew it, I fuckin’ BLEW IT!