STAB! 111 - Oh, Oh, OH CANADA!


Oh hey there, I didn’t see ya come in. Ya like what you see? Oh sure you can take a gander. Lookin’ don’t hurt nobody so’s long as you get permission, and yeah, I sure as heck am sure givin’ it.

In this episode, host John Ross politely asks Robert Berry, Cheryl Anderson and Jesse Jones all about the Encyclopedia Britannica, Michael Jackson, Winona Ryder, Roy Orbison, the first sound recording by Thomas Edison, violent Olympic water polo, three takes on IRL, nine Haiku about Vietnamese adultery revenge, erotic letters to the editors of “Clean Eating Magazine”, “Canadian Living Magazine”, and “Birds & Blooms Magazine”, and finally the dating profiles of a Motel 6 Housekeeper, the State of Minnesota, and “That Bitch Nadine!”

Now don’t that just beat all? Oh yeah, sure. I can see yer syrup just startin’ to there y’know. Why you’re just shakin’ like a maple leaf. Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle, gentle as can be. Oh, you betcha.

STAB! 110 - The Cream of the Crop


Oh yeah! It’s TIME for another episode of STAB! Yeah it is. Because a show like STAB! can’t be stopped, not by Tito Santana, not by Ricky Steamboat, not by Hulk Hogan. No, no it can’TA. ‘LIZABETH! Yeah!

On this top rope episode of STAB! Intercontinental host John Ross raps with Joe-Joe Louis, Nick Brunner and Jesse Jones about the electric hearing aid, Randy Savage, the Free City of Danzig, unscheduled TV, Judge Wapner, National Bundt Day, three different RSVPs, nine Roy Moore haiku, angry poems about Louis CK, ladies’ hoop earrings, and a squeaky dog toy, and the synopses of made-up movies “Looms, Looms, Looms!”, “Shit Yeah!”, and “The Life and Times of Corey Feldman”.

The podcast called STAB! Yeah, comin’ right at ya right through the Audioscope! Yeah it is! Dig it! YEAH! No more questions!

STAB! 109 - Quieter Lotion


We all know that lotion is the loudest, most obnoxious moisturising liquid known to man! But what can you do about that dry flaky skin?! There’s got to be a better way! And it’s STAB!

On this quiet, soothing episode of STAB!, host John Ross quizzes guests Bill Wallis, Benton Harshaw and Jesse Jones about such silky smooth topics as France’s five day old King John I, Ricky Pierce free throw streak, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Ted Kaczynski, the Day of the Imprisoned Writer, Chad Kroeger, three takes on PIE, the top fifteen Google searches of Louis CK’s parts, new business ventures including selling Eskimos to Ice, a butcher selling cow tongue in a vegan community, and selling sex robots at a church craft faire, and explaining such things as smoothies to bananas, EDM to your mom and “Why” to someone who already knows “Why”.

Wow, not that’s some quiet lubrication! STAB!’s done it again! Join us next time when we solve the age old problems of crunchy marshmallows and pillows that just won’t stop having saws in them!

STAB! 108 - The Art Garfunkel of Belushi Siblings


Not everyone is a John, or a Paul. Some of the world is Jim and Art. Who are you? Are you sure? Because while in your mind you might be The Only Living Boy in New York, everyone else might see John’s annoying brother.

In this loved or hated episode of STAB!, host John Ross grills guests Cory Barringer, Amy Estes and Jesse Jones about National “Love Your Red Hair Day”, artificial rabbit insemination, the American Birth Control League, Ike Turner, Art Garfunkel, Franklin D. Roosevelt, nine haiku about a hooker stabbing a 70 year old change paying John, three different POUNDs, explanations of Barbra Streisand to Barbra Streisand fans, religion to a cat, and celibacy to a buck in rut season, and erotic poems about the impending race war, a tinder date with Jesus, and a farrier.

So, take a look around your peer group. Are you the one that everyone looks forward to seeing, or do you not have a peer group? You just might be Jim, and nobody wants to think about that.